We all die anyway 💀🚬
sometimes i look at my follower count and think “wow thats a lot of people i probably disappoint on a regular basis”
do u ever turn the volume on your music up until u reach the perfect level of ah yes i cannot hear anything else and it feels like a big warm hug
you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time
100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person
50% of me: “I love dresses and flowers and pretty things.”
Other 50% of me: “I love tattoos and hardcore music and concerts and skinny jeans.”
welcome to the UK where there’s a whole storyline and website due to a joke that started 4 years ago about how market sounds like meerkat
(sound of teenage boy spraying half a can of deodorant over his entire body in locker room)
i lost my number, can you give me yours
no no no not your phone number your credit card number
princejess
